Bumpersticker Sayings

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The opinions expressed by the sayings below do not necessarily reflect the views of the author.

First, Florida "Decision 2000" bumper stickers:

Florida Bumper Stickers
 
 FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
 
 FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
 
 FLORIDA: Made Ya' forget that Elian thing didn't we!
 
 FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
 
 FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.
 
 FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
 
 FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
 
 FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
 
 FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
 
 FLORIDA: When we Buy Judges they stay Bought!
 
 FLORIDA: And you thought Micky Mouse only ran Disneyland!
 
 Palm Beach County: Home of Butterfly Bingo
 
 Palm Beach County: The county so nice, we let you vote twice.
 
 Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Floriduh.>
 
 BUSH: I fought the law and the law won!
 
 GORE-LIEBERMAN?!? SORE-LOSERMAN!!!
 

Now to others:

• 1. Do it in a pick up

• 2. Do it with a nurse

• 3. Architects make it better

• 4. You can make it in a van

• 5. Country swingers have more moves

• 6. Rice milk drinkers make better lovers

• 7. Linguists do it in trees

• 8. Have you hugged your kid today?

• 9. Have you hugged your mother-in-law, plumber, etc. today?

• 10. Life is fragile---handle with prayer

• 11. The moral majority is neither

• 12. My God isn't dead---too bad about yours

• 13. Adoption---not abortion

• 14. Overpopulation is everybody's baby

• 15. I'm not a dirty old man. I'm just a sexy senior citizen

• 16. Make love not war

• 17. Vietnam: get your in it or your out of it

• 18. Better dead than red

• 19. Vietnam: Love it and leave it

• 20. America: Love it or leave it

• 21. America: Change it or loose it

• 22. Stop the war and feed the poor

• 23. No nukes is good nukes

• 24. When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns

• 25. We need bullets like we need a hole in the head

• 26. Gay is not a four-letter word

• 27. Get US out of the UN

• 28. If you think the system is working, ask someone who isn't

• 29. Drive with fender-loving care

• 30. Support your local firefighters; build with masonry

• 31. Beef up America with America's Beef

• 32. Stop littering---spay or neuter

• 33. Belly dancers are girls who twiddle their tums

• 34. The coal industry is run by men with dirty mines

• 35. Organic gardeners till it like it is

• 36. Turn off the lights, turn on to astronomy

• 37. Tennis begins with love

• 38. Chaste makes waste

• 39. This is a bumper sticker

• 40. No donut

• 41. If you don't go within, you go without

• 42. Arms are for hugging

• 43. Wherever you are, be there

• 44. People who work don't know how to fish

• 45. Nuclear war does not determine who is right, only who is left

• 46. In search of the eternal buzz

• 47. You cannot hug children with nuclear arms

• 48. Kids, you can't beat 'em

• 49. Practice random kindness and commit senseless acts of beauty

• 50. Husband for sale -- Just take over payments

• 51. The earth does not belong to us -- We belong to the earth

• 52. Live simply that others may simply live

• 53. It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they

• need and the airforce has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber

• 54. Teach peace

• 55. Happy childhoods last a lifetime. Prevent child abuse

• 56. Don't nuke our food. Stop food irridiation

• 57. Love your planet -- love yourself

• 58. Go vegetarian

• 59. Support organic farmers

• 60. Feed the people, not the pentagon

• 61. Why encourage violence -- Don't buy wartoys

• 62. Dentists have full-filling careers.

• 63. Not a dirty old man, but a sexy senior citizen

• 64. God on board

• 65. Sonoran desert, love it or leave it

• 66. I am spending my children's inheritance

• 67. My other car is a Porsche

• 68. Please hit me. I need the money

• 69. If you can read this, you are too close

• 70. No job - Hungry - Go eat your foreign car

• 71. I matter - I donate blood

• 72. I owe, I owe, so off to work I go

• 73. I break for animals

• 74. During the rapture, this car will be without driver

• 75. Forget the rapture, ascend now

• 76. We love our final four cats

• 77. During the rapture this car will be unmaned

• 78. Wild women don't get the blues

• 79. (license plate) Y B L8

• 80. I hope we don't meet by accident

• 91. Plumbers love to lay pipe

• 92. As a matter of fact I do own the road

• 93. Somebody has to be the bitch

• 94. Interstellar matter is a gas

• 95. Astronomy is universal

• 96. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance

• 97. If you can read this, thank a teacher

• 98. X-ray astronomers do it with high frequency

• 99. Black Holes are out of sight

• 100. Mutants for Nuclear Power

• 101. Nature bats last

• 102. Go solar

• 103. Heisenberg may have slept here

• 104. Subvert the dominant paradigm

• 105. This car stalls for UFOs

• 106. Enjoy today today

• 107. Caution! Driver under the influence of children

• 108. So many pedestrians, so little time

• 109. It's time to change the air in your head

• 110. Minds are like parachutes. They only function when open

• 111. Tough times never last... but tough people do.

• 112. Be happy. You are loved.

• 113. Massage Therapists rub you the right way.

• 114. Massage Therapists reach out and touch someone

• 115. Eschew obfuscation

• 116. Question authority, especially your own

• 117. I hope, we don't meet by accident

• 118. Don't hit the road

• 119. Ditch the devil. Praise the Lord. Be grateful

• 120. Plumbers love to lay pipe.
• 121. No fear

• 122. Work is the greatest excuse in the world. Therefore I always save some for tomorrow.